For I Will Consider My Cat, Weezer

All ye beasts and cattle—dogs and even cats!—bless the Lord. For He spoke, and they were made, and given to us.

One of many irresistible photo-ops

Cats get a bad rap. Or so I’ve discovered, when I tell my (male) friends that I’m a cat-lover. “Man, how can you? Cats are lazy, fat, selfish, demanding, and indifferent to people. Dogs are big, strong, loyal, protective—and you can hunt with them.”

Now, it’s quite true that, apart from the rarest of cases, cats are not …